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I turned the corner un-expecting, the hard bastards out debt collecting
Mick McFarrell’s firms on the job.
“Wif’ paid this week Mick”
“Shut ya’ gob”

5ft 3” tattoos with head shaven,
Mick had his boot, on his head on the pavement.
“If I’ve told ya’ once cunt I’ve told ya’ twice…
Pays up ya’ money and we’ll keep it sweet and nice”

The coppa’s head was cut and bruised.
He was bleedin’ on Mick’s new Gucci shoes.
“Wipes it off coppa’ wipe it off I said”
As Mick McFarrell boots his ed”

Enter arf’ N… Continue

I’m a bloke, I'm a bloke
Problem with ya’ car luv’?
Av’ ya’ pulled out ya’ choke?
Jump inside luv’ give it some throttle
Coz I can fix cars and I drink out the bottle.

“Hay Mr….have ya’ fixed it?…

No…its different from the others
I’ll get on me mobile, I’ll call up me brothers
Av’ you got a screwdriver, a socket, a ratchet
I’ll just adjust this not even a Cosworth ul’ catch it
There ya’ go luv’….give that a go
When it comes to cars, there’s nothin’ I don’t know
I also fix houses build walls ma… Continue

Every two weeks all the men disappear,
The pubs are hollow, and filled with beer.
The streets are empty, but there is nothing to fear,
As the air is filled with a distant cheer.


Every two weeks I sit on the fence,
Counting my coppers, need a few more pence.
By the next two weeks I should have just enough,
I’ll go without sweets and all the other kids stuff.


Every two weeks I wish I was tall,
So I could see over the 100ft wall.
I’m sick of this hill; I can’t see nothing from here,
Just the ro… Continue

LORD OF THE MANOR.


As I was having a tour of the big manor house
I said to the Lord of the manor as he was shooting Grouse,
“How did your family acquire your home?
With your title and gardens the size of Rome?

“There was a battle young man of which we won
We defeated the Glamorgan’s in 1631,
We took their land, their name and their big bloody gardens
And an inbreeding farm and a bag of Queens pardons”

Ahh So that’s all it takes to be Lord of the Clan
Then from the depths of my mind came an e… Continue